“Same jeans!” said Ad Girlfriend.
“Only they’re hers, instead of mine,” said Steve.
Ad Girlfriend glanced over at Steve, and though her sparkly doe eyes blinked, her smile did not waver. “Same stain!” continued Ad Girlfriend.
“Yeah,” said Steve. “She actually went into my closet and messed up my jeans with the same shit that she spilled all over hers. Just so everyone knows.”
“Only here on the left, I’m using new and improved Aloft, with FabriCare!”
The Scrivnarium 