It’s always nice to check in on some characters I haven’t seen for a while, y’know, see what they’re up to with their lives. For January, a short from the “Mundementia One” universe, entitled “Rule At My Side”…
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Phoebe “Feeb” Dimmesdale, prospective Master of Science, tents her fingers and peers down at would-be do-gooder Captain Intrepidity from atop her mighty throne. It is not a particularly comfortable mighty throne, in that it is composed entirely of otherwise-functional DVD players rendered unusable due to mechanical problems with the disc tray. She has conquered so very many of them.
“So,” she says, tapping the very tips of her aforementioned fingers together, one by one, in sequence. “The stalwart Captain Intrepidity. How many times do I have to kill you, Hero?”